The Manifesto
The phrase
Down the shore, "bless the babies" is what you say about somebody who just microwaved fish in the break room. It sounds sweet. It is not sweet. It's the nicest way anyone's ever called you a jabroni.
The origin story
Somewhere off a jughandle, a guy got replied-all to for the fourth time before lunch. He couldn't yell, he couldn't quit, and HR already knew his name. So he drew a cartoon of the mook instead. It helped. It helped a lot. Now you can do it too, without the drawing part.
What this is
A comic machine for petty, harmless revenge. First names only, cartoons only, slapstick only. Nobody gets hurt except a coworker's dignity, and honestly, that was already on thin ice.
What this isn't
A place to go after who somebody is. We roast what they do: the reply-alls, the loud calls, the stolen Taylor ham. Cross that line and Vinnie takes it down.