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House Rules

Keep it petty, not reckless. Here's how this works, genius.

  1. #1

    First names only

    No last names, no emails, no phone numbers, no handles. "Gary" is a roast. "Gary Smith from Accounting" is a lawsuit.

  2. #2

    Cartoons only

    We never take photo uploads. Everybody gets drawn as a cartoon, which, let's be honest, is a glow-up for some of them.

  3. #3

    Slapstick only

    Pies, buckets of water, getting locked out of the meeting. Cartoon fates, not real threats.

  4. #4

    Roast what they do, not who they are

    Reply-alls, speakerphone calls, stolen hoagies: fair game. Race, religion, gender, sexuality, disability, age, body or anything else about who someone is: never.

What gets a comic pulled

  • Last names, contact info or anything that identifies a real person beyond a first name
  • Mocking who someone is instead of what they do
  • Real threats, violence or anything that isn't obviously cartoon slapstick
  • Slurs, f-words or anything past PG-13
  • Three reports from different people hides a comic until we review it
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